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If there is a script that you can dream up there is a programmer that can make it. To make evil scripts you do not need to have any development knowledge just an idea of what you want. Here is how you do it…

1. Come up with your script idea. Write it out in full in a text editor so your ready to go. Be as detailed as possible.
2. Go to Scriptlance and create a webmaster account.
3. Post your job. Be sure to post a maxium of $50 and to include no bids with Escrow in your job post.
4. Wait for several developers to post and pick the one you think will do the best job.
5. Do not pay anything until the script is 100%.

Have fun with your new evil scripts.

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Facebook everyday puts out new coupons which allows you to test their advertising. You can game Facebook to get lots of free advertising. This is how…

1. Use Google Blog search to search for the newest Facebook Coupons.
2. Create a new Facebook account and use the coupon.
3. Setup your ads and repeat step 2 until you the coupon doesn’t work anymore.

Sit back and wait for your $1 million dollar affiliate cheque to come in.

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Yes we all hate spam on twitter but it is really easy to do and according to most it is 90% profitable.

1. Create 10 accounts each with a niche.
2. Setup each of the 10 accounts with a full profile.
3. Find 10 affiliate programs to join in that niche that are under $10 or better free.
4. Setup the 10 accounts with tweetlater to auto DM your niche links.
5. Use the hummingbird software to follow people who tweet about keywords that fall into that niche.
6. Wait 24 hours and repeat step 5 over and over every day.
7. Run the accounts as normal and then every 3 or 4 posts sneak in an affiliate link.

The people that do this say it converts 90% of the time.

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Earlier I talked about twitter software that allows you to add and remove followers automatically on twitter. If you amass a large following you can sell these accounts for cash. Here is how…

1. Create a new twitter account and be sure to set 100% up.
2. Start adding people either by hand or using a script.
3. Tweet a few times a day
4. Follow more people again until you can grow the account over 2000 followers
5. List your account here for sale.

So far there is no TOS against selling accounts on twitter but that might change.

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If you post your email on line expect it to be spammed. Here is a script that extracts the emails from twitter posts…

<?php
$file = file_get_contents(“http://search.twitter.com/search?q=gmail.com+OR+yahoo.com+OR+msn.com+OR+aol.com+OR+hotmail.com++OR+%22email+me%22+OR+%22contact+me%22″);
$file = strip_tags($file);

preg_match_all(
“([a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+(?:\.[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+)*@(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+(?:[A-Z]{2}|com|org|net|gov|mil|biz|info|mobi|name|aero|jobs|museum)\b)siU”,
$file,
$matches);

echo ‘<pre>’;
print_r($matches);
echo ‘</pre>’;
?>

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